What will happen if India manages to find a full proof vaccine for COVID today? Satire

"It's a great day. Indian scientists have shown remarkable skill and character. But sad thing is, instead of focusing on the plight of PPE, mask, santizer manufacturers who'll be losing their jobs due to this vaccine, govt is busy in stealing credits away from the scientists."









"सरकार ने छुपाने की कोशिश की पर सूत्रों ने पता लगा ही लिया कि वैक्सीन इज़ाद करने वाला वैज्ञानिक एक सवर्ण हिन्दू है जो दर्शाता है कि किस कदर भारतीय विज्ञान में भी पितृसत्तात्मक ब्राह्मणवाद हावी है। यह वैक्सीन एक राष्ट्र के रूप में हमारी जीत जरूर है, पर एक समाज के रूप में हार है।"









"Kal tak to inki Corona manage karne ke naam par fati padi thi. Aaj ye log achanak se vaccine bhi bana liya? What happened bro? What was the motivation? Did a new study come that Gomata is susceptible to Corona too? Hehehe.. has bsdk has.. I did Komedyyy."










Yolo, swag, xoxo, faaaaaaaak!












"Wazir-e-Azam Mudi, ye jo bhi tum loga banaye ho sabse pehle hamare loga ko do. Tumko yaand nahi honga to yaand dila dun ki tumse pehle ke Wazir-e-Azam janaab Manmohan Singh ke kaha tha ki is mulk ki wasail par pehla haq hum Musalmano ka hai."













"India has found vaccine for its 2nd worst virus. Worst still has no vaccine. Antonia Maino!!! Yes you Sonia Gandhi! I'm talking about you. Take this as wαrning, friendly advice whatever. I'll come after you with sheer suddenness! I'm not scared! I'll find a vaccine against you."













"Vaccine ka hum swagat kayte hain lekin ye kaise bani, kisne banayi, kya kya samagri lagi, iski pooyi jaankayi sa-kaa ko Google maps par daalni chhaiye taki desh ki janta bhi jaan sake. Aur ye jaldi k-naa chahiye. 10 din nikal gaye to fi Google maps ye jaankayi de nai payega."






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